From the US embassy website for driving in Germany:

"Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures) 02/28/2016 at 12:06 • Filed to: Germany

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Germans are very sensitive to any damage to their cars, so be sure to avoid bumping them, particularly with the bumper of an American car.

TheHondaBro > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 02/28/2016 at 12:13

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Hans will cry if you dent his BAYERISCHEMOTORENWERKE.

Tohru > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 02/28/2016 at 12:16

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Right, so if you’re going to damage a German’s car you have to do it with a German car.

X37.9XXS > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 02/28/2016 at 12:16

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Also, NEVER, EVER, get snotty with the Landespoliziei.

It is very possible that they will take your car apart and leave it for you to put back together again

DoYouEvenShift > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 02/28/2016 at 12:22

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whoarder is tellurium > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 02/28/2016 at 12:24

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Prepare for anschluss

Mark - Sixpots None The Richer > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 02/28/2016 at 12:25

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Goddamn right!

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/my-car-was-tot…

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 02/28/2016 at 13:09

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particularly with the bumper of an American car.

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You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 02/28/2016 at 13:11

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I wonder how they’d feel if you wrecked their German car with a French one?

wiffleballtony > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 02/28/2016 at 13:16

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What if you do it was a German made Ford Focus?

duurtlang > wiffleballtony 02/28/2016 at 14:48

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A Ford Focus, or any other Ford by Ford Europe, isn’t perceived as an American car in Europe. Unless when it’s got an American number plate.

Cé hé sin > DoYouEvenShift 02/28/2016 at 15:15

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That’s a terrible sight.

ranwhenparked > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 02/28/2016 at 22:19

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Good thing they mention that, because everyone knows that Americans don’t give a shit if you crash into them.